A rude birthday card for people who appreciate shock humour and zero subtlety. Featuring a deliberately inappropriate cake illustration and the message “Happy Birthday, here’s your f*cking birthday cake”*, this card is designed to get an instant laugh, or mild concern.

Inside reads - "Dont eat it all at once"

Perfect as a funny birthday card for friends with a dark sense of humour who don’t want anything sentimental, heartfelt, or safe. This card is not subtle, not classy, and very much not for children.

Designed for adults who can take a joke, Ideal for mates who enjoy rude humour and awkward reactions.