A rude birthday card for someone who is, objectively, a pain in the arse. Featuring a cheerful cactus illustration and the message “Happy Birthday You Prick”, this card is perfect for friends who appreciate insults more than affection.

Inside reads "You're a pain in the arse"

Ideal as a funny birthday card for mates, siblings, or anyone who can take a joke without crying about it. The humour is blunt, slightly aggressive, and deliberately not sentimental. Intended for Adults - Only give to children if they're being a MASSIVE PRICK.